Mypalmike's Daily Caption Contest

iMac

iSpike

iDie

I've been working hard

keeping a lot of balls in the air

and I tell you, it's killing me.

This new product

got off the ground quickly,

but died quickly.

I spotted a fly on my monitor.

I swatted it.

It was dead in 5 heartbeats.

I was a product designer by day.

A beach volleyball player by night.

And an American Legend in my own mind.

When you are addicted like I am

to the ball lifestyle

it can kill you.

There once was a man from Nantucket

whose balls in the air did thus stuck it.

But he's dead now.

Proper screening is important,

particularly in the sun,

and the theater.

In the future, we'll all follow our leaders obediently,

play volleyball in the sun,

and this will last for precisely 5 heartbeats.