Welcome to mypalmike's daily caption contest. Every day, you will find a new contest with 3 photos. The challenge is to write the most funny, clever, and/or though-provoking words to link the photos.
Besides writing captions, you may also vote for your favorites. Voting for a caption simply means you liked that caption. You may vote for any number of captions for a given contest. The caption that gets the most votes wins.
The currently winning caption is displayed on the front page. You can see all captions for a given contest by clicking on the link below the photos.
Good luck!
15 February, 2017: You can now use markdown (no images though) to make fancy captions.
The financial markets were manipulated by criminals.
So congress acted by making stricter laws.
Goldman Sachs responded by forming its own country, carved out from a couple small blocks of lower Manhattan.
Current leader: mypalmike with 305 votes
Thank you. I appreciate the opportunity to win this, uh... ess pee thing. Thanks.
Nuh, uh. He just dissed the Espys!
I'd like to thank the Academy for... Wait, what the f*** is an ess pee? Uh, thanks for the award thing, guys. I'm gonna go drink some of this Dasani and try to find a real awards show.
Current leader: mypalmike with 260 votes
After 9/11, everything changed for me.
I moved to the middle of nowhere.
And invented a new sport that's kind of like baseball but with the oar of a boat.
Current leader: mypalmike with 357 votes
I used to worship the sun.
Later, I worshiped technology.
Nowadays, I worship the one true God, Sprinkles the scrap-metal dinosaur.
Current leader: mypalmike with 336 votes
I was happily married.
But then I found out my wife was a total ho.
Divorce proceedings were public but amicable.
Current leader: mypalmike with 324 votes