Welcome to mypalmike's daily caption contest. Every day, you will find a new contest with 3 photos. The challenge is to write the most funny, clever, and/or though-provoking words to link the photos.
Besides writing captions, you may also vote for your favorites. Voting for a caption simply means you liked that caption. You may vote for any number of captions for a given contest. The caption that gets the most votes wins.
The currently winning caption is displayed on the front page. You can see all captions for a given contest by clicking on the link below the photos.
Good luck!
15 February, 2017: You can now use markdown (no images though) to make fancy captions.
This is your house near the tracks.
This is you dealing with the house near the tracks.
The government suggests using this to deal with the tracks near your house.
Current leader: Alex Zemansky with 419 votes
It was a warm mid-morning in September. A brisk swing of my 5 iron sent the ball sailing forth through the late summer breeze towards its ultimate destination.
Coincidentally, at that moment, a rift in spacetime was opened up by a team of scientists at the Large Hadron Collider (not pictured).
My golf club was beamed across the planet and became lodged in the comms device of a soldier in the Japanese army as it began its invasion of North Korea (another side-effect of the spacetime rift).
Current leader: mypalmike with 360 votes
This is crazy.
Much better.
"Maybe I should reconsider this running thing."
Current leader: Alex Zemansky with 374 votes
That cricket sure has balls.
Tempting a hungry bunny.
And then swimming in the dolphin pool. Balls, I tell you.
Current leader: mypalmike with 340 votes
I started off by drinking a 12 pack of beer.
By the end of the evening, I was drinking champagne through my nose.
The drive home was probably a mistake.
Current leader: mypalmike with 352 votes