Contest for Sunday, September 02, 2012
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I am clearly being discriminated against, by the obvious low placement of my head in this shot.
As evidence, I have this picture of 2 other guys where the 1/3 rule has been followed, meaning that their eyes are about 1/3 from the top of the frame.
And this shot of these 2 guys...wait a second, there's only one motherfucker in this shot, and he is not making my day.
I have but one life to give for my country.
But these guys have 2.
And this guy's seems to have almost nothing left.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud to introduce to you, at the 2012 Equality in Marriage convention, a very special guest speaker: Clint Eastwood and his S/O
hooray! huzzah! woo hoo!
(oooh, ...a little to the left. thanks.)
Thank you very much. I seem to have lost my glasses again, but I will try to weather on.
What is the difference
between 2 peas in a pod
1 pee on a podium?
I have always lived in the shadows, except when this picture was taken of me.
And I have these 2 ladies to thank for it all.
So, as I stand here today, I ask you all to give them a huge round of applause.
John was a simple man.
With simple friends.
and a simple mind.
I practiced my speech for days.
With 2 coaches,
because I knew without preparation, I would bomb.
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