Mypalmike's Daily Caption Contest

This is your house near the tracks.

This is you dealing with the house near the tracks.

The government suggests using this to deal with the tracks near your house.

Ladies, we know it's difficult to think "Zagreb" and "erotic" at the same time, but perhaps this train tunnel will help.

Not there yet? Well, how about if we tell you the men of Zagreb have swallowed mini-woofers, turning themselves into full-body vibrating machines?

Your happiness depends only on getting them to give up this little device. Good luck!