Mypalmike's (almost) Daily Caption Contest

Your caption could be here!

Every day, there's another image longing for a caption to go with it. The goal is to write the funniest and/or most thought-provoking caption that matches this image. Today's image was found among recent uploads to flickr.

Below, you can read the current caption entries, or even add one of your own.

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"Polly wanna...KICK YOUR ASS...AWWRK!!!"

By thogwummpy

(Note: winning caption edited for brevity.)

Runner up:
The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill don't seem half as charming when they've stripped your car for parts.
By apple juice is a verb

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Ironically, arrested for possession of grass.

By thogwummpy

A close second place goes to:
THE CHARGE: Udder Depravity
By Tim H

Special award for a joint effort:
Elsie Borden took an axe
Gave her mother 40 whacks....
And when they saw what she had done
They said, "This would be great for that mypalmike contest."
By Lauren and Tim H

Special 'cringe-inducing pun' award:
"It wasn't an abortion... I was de-calfinated!"
By Johnny V

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Conjoined twins, Sten and Lex, were sadly defeated in the first round of the "Guess Who" doubles tournament at Kings of Nothing Junior High.

By JohnnyB

Runner up:
The photographer couldn't help exposing himself at the most inopportune time.
By Tim H

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"This burger's effect on gravity is such that even my roof has begun to buckle under its influence."

By apple juice is a verb

Finalists and others of note:
Though John Holmes' widow remarried; she never failed to remind her new hubby Alan that he had 'less meat than she was used to.'
By thogwummpy

I'm going to keep on eating burgers...and when I am so fat I can't walk anymore, I am going to get my new "Power Chair" from the Scooter Store. Hey, and it's free!
By zarkmud

Irving always liked a good visual metaphor, in this case, the stock market before and after.
By James

Mypalmike on his vacation in Hamburg.
By George

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Moments later, Skippy would die. Curiously, and to his own surprise...his last thought was, "what freakin' ugly drapes!!!"

By thogwummpy

Runners up and mentions honorable:

Hi, I'm John Scher, President and CEO of Video Professor, and someone turned me into a hampster.
By zarkmud

I'm Sarah Palin and someone turned me into a creature with a much better understanding of world events.
By al in la

Hamster thinking: I can't believe I've been sitting here a whole week, and the cat hasn't found me yet...
By Big Sis

Hi, I'm Stuart Little, and I want your vote for US Senate. I promise to be tough on cats, and to bring more cheese to our state!
By JP

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