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Caption Contest: 21 July, 2008


There is no winner today.

Update - 26 July, 2008:

According to Hector, "Actually, the winner of the July 21 contest was Mr. Herman Wexford, who had the window seat in Aisle 36."

To see dishonorable mentions, read more below.

Follow up:

Dishonorable mentions:
"There's mucilage in my fuselage"
By Johnny V

Lilliput Air three nine five to Control Tower, we are experiencing some nasty smelling turbulence, and our tail rudders seem to be coated in a gelatinous slime; requesting emergency landing, over.
By JP

Later, Pam put the airplane in her mouth as a promo for Air Lingus.
By James

Today's image was sent to me by Tim H. Muchas gracias.

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This entry was posted on July 21st, 2008 at 03:50:47 pm and is filed under Caption Contests.

36 comments

Comment from: Kathy H [Visitor]
After you've had Tommy Lee, finding a substitute is harder than you think (pun intended).
07/21/08 @ 17:23
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
"Now that's what I call a tailwind!"
07/21/08 @ 17:41
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
One fewer floatation device needed.
07/21/08 @ 17:43
Comment from: johnnyb [Member] Email
"737 comin' outta her thighs
O! Won't you take me down to Memphis
on a midnight ride"
http://www2.uol.com.br/cante/lyrics/Creedence_Clearwater_Revival_-_Traveling_band.htm
07/21/08 @ 17:45
Comment from: johnnyb [Member] Email
You are now free to move about the cavern
07/21/08 @ 17:47
Comment from: JP [Visitor]
Lilliput Air three nine five to Control Tower, we are experiencing some nasty smelling turbulence, and our tail rudders seem to be coated in a gelatinous slime; requesting emergency landing, over.
07/21/08 @ 18:03
Comment from: JP [Visitor]
The Captain has turned on the "smoking" sign.
07/21/08 @ 18:04
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member] Email
Sigh. Every loser has a camera phone.
07/21/08 @ 21:28
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member] Email
The Guiness people would note in this year's book, that Pamela is the first woman to have "done" an airliner; AND, everyone ON an airliner!
07/21/08 @ 21:33
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member] Email
Ahm...now BOTH models have hepatitis.
07/21/08 @ 21:34
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member] Email
Oops! What an embarassing moment for Pamela's IUD to slip out!
07/21/08 @ 21:38
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member] Email
At the airline convention hospitality suite, Pamela unexpected demonstrated the difference between being hijacked, and thigh-jacked.
07/21/08 @ 21:44
Comment from: JP [Visitor]
Raise your hand if you're way too horny!
07/21/08 @ 22:10
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member] Email
Pamela is a member of both the Mile High Club, and the Too High Club.
07/21/08 @ 23:40
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member] Email
Most people change planes as part of a scheduling itinerary. Pamela changes planes when they stop vibrating.
07/21/08 @ 23:42
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
PAM AM, The World's Most Experienced Airline™
07/22/08 @ 09:45
Comment from: Hector [Visitor]
Airport security has changed its name from "TSA" to "T&A."
07/22/08 @ 09:50
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
Canada native Pamela Anderson promotes the new name of the national airline, "Air Chlamydia."
07/22/08 @ 10:01
Comment from: apple juice is a verb [Visitor]
"Regarding your performance, Ms. Anderson, I believe we specifically requested that you not be political...the crash into your 'twin towers' was perceived as particularly distasteful."
07/22/08 @ 10:23
Comment from: George [Visitor]
The plane is nice, but oh! that hangar!!
07/22/08 @ 10:42
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
Pam, you can bump me any time.
07/22/08 @ 13:07
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member] Email
Some folks go First Class, some have no class.
07/22/08 @ 13:19
Comment from: Allen [Visitor] · http://NetRanter.blogspot.com
Sales are not all that is up at Good Vibrations.
07/22/08 @ 14:20
Comment from: Sybil [Visitor]
Some people get off the plane, some people get off on the plane.
07/22/08 @ 14:25
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
Pam, I am, indeed, in a locked and upright position.
07/22/08 @ 15:24
Comment from: Hector [Visitor]
Evrolet Woman transitions from cars to planes
07/22/08 @ 15:32
Comment from: Sybil [Visitor]
Ground control to Major Tom:
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong.
Can you hear me Major Tom?
Can you hear me Major Tom?
Can you hear me Major Tom? Can you ...
07/22/08 @ 15:33
Comment from: Johnny V [Visitor]
Now THAT'S what I call a 'holding' pattern!

"It's sex... just plane sex!"

07/22/08 @ 16:47
Comment from: Johnny V [Visitor]
"There's mucilage in my fuselage
07/22/08 @ 16:52
Comment from: James [Visitor]
Later, Pam put the airplane in her mouth as a promo for Air Lingus.

07/22/08 @ 16:57
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
Well, one's thing's for certain: That ain't no Virgin Air!
07/22/08 @ 17:33
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
FAA: FLY ANDERSON AIRLINES
07/22/08 @ 17:36
Comment from: Bill [Visitor] · http://everythingyouknowaboutenglishiswrong.com/blog1
Gulliver's Travels 2008: Flying Air Lilli-Pussy-an
07/22/08 @ 18:10
Comment from: apple juice is a verb [Visitor]
Intersecting planes gets me perpendicular.
07/22/08 @ 18:12
Comment from: ajiav [Visitor]
should be 'get' me perpendicular, excuse my rushed and incorrect grammar.
07/22/08 @ 19:17
Comment from: chele [Visitor]
Fly me to the moon
And let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars
07/25/08 @ 09:24

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