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Comment from: thogwummpy [Member] Email
"...not only does it fit, it also feels pretty damned good!"
07/18/08 @ 19:32
Hillary proves good on her campaign threat to rip Obama’s arm off and beat him with it—though by mistake she has ripped her own arm off.
07/18/08 @ 20:18
“Like me, you too could wear a wig made of eco-friendly fibers like this.”
07/18/08 @ 20:19
"You tell me. Does my gangrenous phibia clash with my pink party suit?"
07/18/08 @ 20:21
Comment from: JP [Visitor]
"...And you put your weed in this side, here. Any questions?"
07/19/08 @ 00:34
Comment from: Allen [Visitor] · http://NetRanter.blogspot.com
2 ends means twice the fun...if you know what I mean...and I know you don't.
07/19/08 @ 02:36
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member] Email
"Yes, this is the very baton I ran with in the 400 meter relay at the 1890 Olympic Games."
07/19/08 @ 10:44
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member] Email
Her mind long diminished, Audrey spends much of her day sitting in the Activities Room; racing her imaginary Tron light cycle.
07/19/08 @ 10:49
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member] Email
Thank goodness the rope snapped...Edna was hardly dressed for water skiing anyway!
07/19/08 @ 10:52
Comment from: Allen [Visitor] · http://NetRanter.blogspot.com
"Which one of you dropped this motherfucker?"
07/19/08 @ 11:49
Comment from: apple juice is a verb [Visitor]
"Should I not have wiped it on the flag? Was that wrong?"
07/19/08 @ 16:35
Comment from: JP [Visitor]
And that's why I'm submitting a bill that would make it a law that the internet actually become a series of tubes.
07/20/08 @ 00:14
Comment from: johnnyb [Member] Email
Thanks to the group Heimlich, I coughed this up and lived to tell about it.

Me and Ted Stevens are gonna fire this shit up right here. Anybody else want a hit?

This is the original rolling paper that came in my Cheech and Chong "Big Bambu" album. Antiques Roadshow said it was worth $300. I'll trade it right now for a case of good old Chivas.
07/20/08 @ 11:12
Comment from: George [Visitor]
"My grandkids went to Wyoming, and all I got was this horse dick in lucite."
07/20/08 @ 11:48
Comment from: Kathy H [Visitor]
"For this season, it's the perfect accessory for a faux-Chanel outfit such as mine."
07/20/08 @ 18:40
Comment from: apple juice is a verb [Visitor]
"Luke...I am your penis."
07/20/08 @ 18:58
Comment from: Hector [Visitor]
"Madam Speaker, I'd like to introduce the newest member of Congress."
07/21/08 @ 08:31
Comment from: Allen [Visitor] · http://NetRanter.blogspot.com
Got wood?
07/21/08 @ 15:00

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