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Caption Contest: 15 July, 2008
The inevitable need to perform the Heimlich Maneuver on multiple clients simultaneously is but one reason we stopped having birthday parties here at the home.
By apple juice is a verbBest use of non-French on post-Bastille day:
The old ladies danced, ate cake and shared Freedom fries. Then they all got drunk, Freedom kissed each other and brought out the Freedom ticklers.
By johnnyb
Dishonorable mention, I think:
"What do we do if one of the old ladies faints?"
"Rubber balloons. Rubber balloons."
By Sybil
Follow up:
I found today's image on flickr by looking through recently uploaded images.
Today, July 15th, is no longer Bastille Day. Bonus points go to captions that contain no amount of "Frenchness".
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29 comments
Comment from: johnnyb [Member] 
Martha seemed perfectly happy in her gold crown, leading the dance line. But when she eventually lost the Musical Chairs game, she went postal on the entire party. Officials suspect that Ensure may have been involved.
07/15/08 @ 13:29
Comment from: johnnyb [Member]
The old ladies danced, ate cake and shared Fredom fries. Then they all got drunk, Freedom kissed each other and brought out the Freedom ticklers.
07/15/08 @ 13:30
Comment from: JP [Visitor]
Dammit, Gladys, stop poking me in the butt with that pickle from your burger plate. I know you don't have a penis, and even if you did, you wouldn't be able to get it up, you old bag!
07/15/08 @ 14:51
Comment from: Allen [Visitor] · http://NetRanter.blogspot.com
The Barbara Bush lookalike dance contest party was a huge success.
07/15/08 @ 15:18
Comment from: Hector [Visitor]
After Joseph Francis, founder of the "GIRLS GONE WILD" series, plead guilty to charges of failing to create and maintain age and identity documents for performers, and to pay fines of $2.1 million, his videos took on a different tone.
07/15/08 @ 15:20
Comment from: Sybil [Visitor]
"What do we do if one of the old ladies faints?"
"Rubber balloons. Rubber balloons."
"Rubber balloons. Rubber balloons."
07/15/08 @ 15:28
Comment from: Kathy H [Visitor]
Thursdays at the West Palm Beach Retirement Home for Trannies is always a hoot!
07/15/08 @ 16:08
Comment from: akaop2000 [Visitor]
As popular as Chuck E. Cheese has been for kids, the new chain of Gats-B Restaurants include fun birthday parties for the older set.
07/15/08 @ 18:03
Comment from: apple juice is a verb [Visitor]
The inevitable need to perform the Heimlich Maneuver on multiple clients simultaneously is but one reason we stopped having birthday parties here at the home.
07/15/08 @ 18:57
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member]
Yep. All it took was one bottle of beer for the bridge tournement to become unhinged.
07/15/08 @ 19:13
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member]
It wasn't until she heard the "crunch!" back behind her, that Agnes realized in horror...her dentures fell out.
07/15/08 @ 19:16
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member]
The Depends Company always test markets new product lines with a series of focus parties.
07/15/08 @ 19:32
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member]
Hilda didn't mind dancing second in line...but she was increasingly disturbed by the occasional wiff that she thought was eerily similar to...dog food.
07/15/08 @ 19:35
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member]
Revolutionaries since the 1930's, it's an understatement to observe the approval the Ladies Auxiliary of the Communist Party have over Barak Obama's canididacy.
07/15/08 @ 19:40
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member]
After the seventh straight playing of the song, Myrtle couldn't take it anymore and had to blurt out, "GEEZ...Rock Lobster...again...really?!?"
07/15/08 @ 19:43
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member]
Though she still loved going to the concerts, Edna sensed that Rolling Stones' after-parties had slipped a bit recently.
07/15/08 @ 19:47
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member]
"CBS is bringing back Murder, She Wrote! They're bringing back Murder, She Wrote!"
07/15/08 @ 20:09
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member]
To everyone's agreement, the hashish-laced rum raisin bread was a hit this year!
07/15/08 @ 20:13
Comment from: thogwummpy [Member]
Amid the festivities, a small voice strained to plea, "help...I've fallen and I can't get up!" But ironically, nobody noticed.
07/15/08 @ 20:16
Comment from: Big Sis [Visitor]
The happy couple, Edna and Gertrude, led the conga line at the first lesbian wedding ever held at the Sunset Retirement Home.
07/16/08 @ 09:22
Comment from: JP [Visitor]
Knowing that they were more susceptible to broken hips, the women formed a support group.
07/16/08 @ 12:08
Comment from: apple juice is a verb [Visitor]
Further proof that a longer life span does not equal longer quality of life.
07/16/08 @ 12:49
Comment from: George [Visitor]
"Take your seats, ladies! The meeting of the "I Slept With Mick Jagger Club" will please come to order!"
07/16/08 @ 16:15
Comment from: Sybil [Visitor]
"And to think, we were young at the beginning of 'Voting in Progress.'"
07/16/08 @ 17:08
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