Mypalmike's (almost) Daily Caption Contest

The inevitable need to perform the Heimlich Maneuver on multiple clients simultaneously is but one reason we stopped having birthday parties here at the home.

By apple juice is a verb

Best use of non-French on post-Bastille day:
The old ladies danced, ate cake and shared Freedom fries. Then they all got drunk, Freedom kissed each other and brought out the Freedom ticklers.
By johnnyb

Dishonorable mention, I think:
"What do we do if one of the old ladies faints?"
"Rubber balloons. Rubber balloons."
By Sybil

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