Mypalmike's (almost) Daily Caption Contest

Advice: Avoid mobility provider S&MT&T!

By thogwummpy

Old-skool honorable mention:
"Dammit, Bertha, how many times have I told you: life is NOT a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip!"
By Kathy H, who managed to reuse the first ever winning caption from this site. If I recall correctly, it was actually just a test image that I put a stupid caption under, and nobody captioned it until months later.

Made me laugh, but why?
How many times do I have to tell you guys? I don't like being tied to the floor with linguini!
By JP

(Dis?)honorable mention:
"Well, don't vibrate there, dammit! What is supposed to be so great about phone sex?"
By another long-lost captioner, Carol.

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