Archives for: June 2008

Caption Contest: 30 June, 2008

June 30th, 2008

"Stupid dog, I'll show you how it's done."

By Sybil

Honorable mention:

People at the home would say, "Frank, you're crazy." "Crazy about frisbee!" he'd reply. But they actually meant, crazy for going to the beach without pants each morning...
By Thogwummpy

Caption Contest: 25 June, 2008

June 25th, 2008

In a recently discovered manuscript, Philip K. Dick explores a world wherein cat urine is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

By Hector

Caption Contest: 24 June, 2008

June 24th, 2008

Trust me dude, I've been there. This is 10 times better than corporate America.

By stew

Voting was difficult. Several captions held the lead in the voting at various times. This one captured the expression of the man talking and contained an absurd statement which may actually be true. Some nice complexity in a short caption.

Runner up:
Jared, Jared, Jared... can't you ever talk about anything else?
By Big Sis

I don't know why, but I liked this one a lot:
"Nah, you're not getting it...the buffet lunch is in your head, man."
By apple juice is a verb

Dishonorable mention:
"Is seating available on your face?"
By Hector

Caption Contest: 20 June, 2008

June 20th, 2008

"In some complex breeding rituals of certain species, females display and compete in unusual ways to a few disinterested males... in time, scientists believe extinction is inevitable"

By Johnny V

Best contrived way to avoid the letter "h":
G'dai, mate. 'ere they are down under using the 'ula 'oops.
By Allen

Best contrived way to avoid the letter "h", and then going ahead and using it anyway:
Steve dreamed of being a belly dancer. Took the classes. Did the exercises. But alas...could never quite grasp the art of shaving his legs.
By Thogwummpy

Dishonorable mention:
Ring around the cooter? Wisk it away!
By JP

Special bonus points were given to captions that did not have the letter "h" anywhere in them.