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Caption Contest: 16 May, 2008
"I told the taxidermist I wanted it stuffed and mounted. The poor fellow misunderstood me and, well, he's never fully recovered."
By JohnnyBThe red ribbon goes to:
We really need to enlarge the "Don't Touch the Dicks." sign.
By Allen
And the burnt sienna ribbon goes to the nearly cliche:
My favorite photo of our family's biggest dick. And his petrified wood trophy.
By chele
Follow up:
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46 comments
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
Now you know why I like playing pocket pool so much.
05/16/08 @ 11:23
Comment from: Kathy H [Visitor]
"All I can say is: When in Husavik, don't miss the Icelandic Phallological Museum -- or the IPM, as we call it around these parts."
05/16/08 @ 11:47
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
"Sorry, folks, but this baby has been snatched up by wheeler-dealer financier AXXel Tradingweapon for above his mantel in his New Jersey manse."
05/16/08 @ 11:50
Comment from: ajiav [Visitor]
"You never want to put your hand near it's mouth. Or your eye."
05/16/08 @ 12:00
Comment from: Sybil [Visitor]
"Some pictures are hung well. This one is well hung."
05/16/08 @ 12:28
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
I don't know about you, but the Mrs. has me plumb tuckered out...if this doesn't do the trick I don't know what to do...you know what I mean? Now where's that Reuben sandwich?
05/16/08 @ 12:43
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
We have donated one of the balls from this thing to NYC for their New Year Eve's celebration...is it still Mayor Koch?
05/16/08 @ 13:10
Comment from: JohnnyB [Visitor] · http://www.scsv.nevada.edu/~susanb/jblog/
"Now you see. If it lasts more than 4 hours, you absolutely must contact a doctor."
"I won it in a card game. Elephants are notoriously bad poker players."
"I won it in a card game. Elephants are notoriously bad poker players."
05/16/08 @ 13:28
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
"Just as St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland, St. Thorlac, patron saint of Iceland, chased all the elephants -- and their penises -- out of Iceland. This is the last remnant of that long ago era."
05/16/08 @ 13:29
Comment from: JohnnyB [Visitor] · http://www.scsv.nevada.edu/~susanb/jblog/
"Yes, we got only the penis. Naturally, his wife had already removed his balls shortly after the wedding, as happens to all of us."
05/16/08 @ 13:30
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
"A local dick told us that after careful investigation this was, indeed, an elephant's penis."
05/16/08 @ 13:31
Comment from: James [Visitor]
AXXel, having stroked feverishly for over an hour, realizes that his love is never to be consummated.
05/16/08 @ 13:52
Comment from: Mahatmama [Visitor]
"I didn't know trees had dicks."
See May 8th Caption Contest
See May 8th Caption Contest
05/16/08 @ 13:53
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
Get the bucket, Timmy...here we go again.
05/16/08 @ 14:20
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
The government of Iceland has asked me to leave because I have something to do with the shrinking of the polar ice cap, but I am not leaving without Johnson here.
05/16/08 @ 14:25
Comment from: JohnnyB [Visitor] · http://www.scsv.nevada.edu/~susanb/jblog/
"I told the taxidermist I wanted it stuffed and mounted. The poor fellow misunderstood me and, well, he's never fully recovered."
05/16/08 @ 14:31
Comment from: chele [Visitor]
I love the look on those surfer gal faces when I invite them over to see my woody and then bring them here.
05/16/08 @ 14:46
Comment from: Allen [Visitor] · http://NetRanter.blogspot.com
We really need to enlarge the "Don't Touch the Dicks." sign.
05/16/08 @ 15:05
Comment from: chele [Visitor]
My favorite photo of our family's biggest dick. And his petrified wood trophy.
05/16/08 @ 15:31
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
Sigurdur Hjartarson (anagrammed Hard Stag Ruins Juror) poses with his Elephant Penis (anagrammed He Plants In Pee).
05/16/08 @ 17:08
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
Tim H [Visitor] likes anagrams, so here is SHIT I VIM ROT [Tim H Visitor]
05/16/08 @ 18:59
Comment from: JohnnyB [Visitor] · http://www.scsv.nevada.edu/~susanb/jblog/
"Take a look at my enormous penis."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9iiU6NDxIo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9iiU6NDxIo
05/16/08 @ 22:26
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
Ludwig here is getting a little out of hand...I should know better than to wear a grey shirt and look so doggone cute [at least that's what the Mrs. says]. And do you know what this glasses case is made of? You guessed it; yah sure you did.
05/16/08 @ 22:38
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
Icelandic Air made me buy a seperate seat for this baby because it wouldn't fit in the overhad. That is the last time I am flying with a large penis, I can tell you.
05/16/08 @ 22:41
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
Why Angelina Jolie wanted one of these things is a mystry to me and to the Mrs.
05/16/08 @ 22:43
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
George Bush had this in the Oval Office in the event the VP had a heart attack so he could tell the press that Dick was right here. But everyone got confused because they thought the President wanted it as a reminder as to what he was doing to the country.
05/16/08 @ 22:49
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
How many think this word, "mystry" means "mystery?" How many think it means cabbage? How many need 25,000 volts to the left temple?
05/16/08 @ 22:52
Comment from: JP [Visitor]
I picked this up during my travels. So when you rub it like this for a few minutes, it grows and then makes these great protein shakes. The Mrs. adores them!
05/16/08 @ 23:19
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
The anagram above should read: "SHIT, I VIM ROT." But you knew that. I was talking to the Mrs. just this morning about vim rotting but she has pretty much had with that activity since the electrical storm.
05/17/08 @ 08:42
Comment from: greggo72 [Member] 
Penis penis on the wall,
Sorry, couldn't save your balls
Sorry, couldn't save your balls
05/17/08 @ 09:46
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
Before you give one of these babies the old scrub-a-dub dub, I always recommend that you check the ph balance in your water, then proceed as ususal.
05/18/08 @ 03:16
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
I am proud to say that I am the owner of Jimmy Durante's nose and here is a little song about it: http://youtube.com/watch?v=cqrEldG7sZY&feature=PlayList&p=A397F8237F8888FC&index=16
05/18/08 @ 12:04
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
"In honor of former major leaguer and 1960 MVP, Dick Groat, I named it Dick Growth."
05/18/08 @ 15:55
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
That Dick Groat was one of the best rugby players around for sure and that Bill Cosby with the Celtics...what guys.
05/18/08 @ 22:05
Comment from: Allen [Visitor] · http://NetRanter.blogspot.com
If you saw this enormous dingus on the wall you would:
A) Stroke its base.
B) See how much you can fit in your mouth.
C) Ask the "attendant" how much "cum" it makes.
D) Ride that sucker!
A) Stroke its base.
B) See how much you can fit in your mouth.
C) Ask the "attendant" how much "cum" it makes.
D) Ride that sucker!
05/18/08 @ 22:11
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
Net Ranter, YOU are the reason the society has turned to crud...
05/19/08 @ 09:04
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
"Yeah, I bought if from that mental patient,...er, I mean dental patient, Mypalmike."
05/19/08 @ 12:18
Comment from: apple juice is a verb [Visitor]
"Is your home suffering from erectile disfunction? Next time on This Old House."
05/19/08 @ 13:46
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.letsgetfrozen.org/whynot
I can't look at this anymore...
05/19/08 @ 14:14
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