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Caption Contest: 14 May, 2008
Sarah screamed as she and everything around her slid quickly off the earth towards certain death.
By AllenHonorable mentions:
Piccaso's little known comical period sculpture: 'Nude Slipping on a Greasy 2x4'.
By Johnny V
While visiting the art museum, former Russian gymnast, Ludmilla Svetinlykapigski, has a flashback to the balance beam incident that ended her career.
By JohnnyB
Follow up:
Today's image was found by JohnnyB. As always, I am grateful for submitted images.
Update: I had my now-ancient wisdom teeth extracted today. Pain and/or Vicodin may delay site updates.
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35 comments
Comment from: JohnnyB [Visitor] · http://www.scsv.nevada.edu/~susanb/jblog/
"Yeeeerrrr OUT!"
05/14/08 @ 16:12
Comment from: Allen [Visitor] · http://NetRanter.blogspot.com
Rachel coveted the complete arms of the statue.
05/14/08 @ 16:57
Comment from: Allen [Visitor] · http://NetRanter.blogspot.com
Sarah screamed as she and everything around her slid quickly off the earth towards certain death.
05/14/08 @ 16:58
Comment from: Allen [Visitor] · http://NetRanter.blogspot.com
All these years later, finally the audition tapes for Michael's "Thriller" video are released.
05/14/08 @ 16:59
Comment from: Kathy H [Visitor]
Denise never heeded her mother when she said, "Don't make faces, dear, or you'll get stuck that way." Sadly, Mom's warning came true...in spades!
05/14/08 @ 17:32
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
The camera catches Mary O'Connor's reaction the moment a gas station posted its higher prices. (The gas station owner later blamed the high rent involved in locating his business next to the Museum of Modern Art in NYC.)
05/14/08 @ 17:36
Comment from: Johnny V [Visitor]
Piccaso's little known comical period sculpture: 'Nude Slipping on a Greasy 2x4'.
Groucho Marx's grand-daughter, Grouchina, sees humor in modern art.
The newest fad: 'Statue Skidding'
NIKE falls for ADONIS as a weird woman watches.
Groucho Marx's grand-daughter, Grouchina, sees humor in modern art.
The newest fad: 'Statue Skidding'
NIKE falls for ADONIS as a weird woman watches.
05/14/08 @ 18:32
Comment from: Allen [Visitor] · http://NetRanter.blogspot.com
"The Matrix" wasn't inspired as you think it was.
05/14/08 @ 18:48
Comment from: Ian Bowman [Visitor] · http://ifitfeelsgooddoit.com
SBLF (spontaneous birth of large female).
Only known image.
Only known image.
05/14/08 @ 19:10
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
Hillary with a new doo and pantsuit, knocks a nude Obama on his ass.
05/14/08 @ 19:11
Comment from: apple juice is a verb [Visitor]
A perpetually broken hand did little to dissuade Pygmalion from the cycle of domestic violence.
05/14/08 @ 19:17
Comment from: Kathy H [Visitor]
"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How the hell are you?"
05/14/08 @ 19:24
Comment from: JohnnyB [Visitor] · http://www.scsv.nevada.edu/~susanb/jblog/
While visiting the art museum, former Russian gymnast, Ludmilla Svetinlykapigski, has a flashback to the balance beam incident that ended her career.
05/14/08 @ 21:57
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
Hillary Clinton's campaign manager is aghasted to find out that the superdelegate she was trying to convince has fled the scene and left a stone statute in her place.
05/15/08 @ 09:53
Comment from: Allen [Visitor] · http://NetRanter.blogspot.com
In the future, we will have easy access to fart-propelled transportation.
05/15/08 @ 10:53
Comment from: Sybil [Visitor]
Gertie is astounded to have discovered the world's largest Cracker Jack charm.
05/15/08 @ 11:49
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
The very first art installation by novice artiste Mypalmike -- "Pain and/or Vicodin" -- is the talk of those in the know.
05/15/08 @ 12:57
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
The gas station owner really coining it from high gas prices, referred to in Tim H's comment, has now bought the Museum of Modern Art and is seling off all the crap in it to make way for another 5 pumps. Also, there is no truth to the rumor that NYC is leasing Strawberry Fields in Central Park to Home Depot as their parking lot for their new store [scheduled for completion as a annex to the Metropolitan Museum of Art in 2011]. The first thing out the door was the sculpture in the photo.
05/15/08 @ 13:02
Comment from: Hector [Visitor]
My pal Mike opens wide as Cuspidor, the goddess of painless extraction, prepares to remove what little wisdom he has.
05/15/08 @ 13:18
Comment from: Lance Handlesburgboughton [Visitor]
MIXED REACTIONS TO PASSING OF SAME-SEX AMENDMENT BY CALIFORNIA, EVEN AMONG LESBIAN POPULATION.
05/15/08 @ 15:06
Comment from: Lance Handlesburgboughton [Visitor]
Question:
"How many Lesbians does it take to judge a work of art...?"
Ans:
"Functional shoes."
"How many Lesbians does it take to judge a work of art...?"
Ans:
"Functional shoes."
05/15/08 @ 15:09
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
Hey, leave the lesbians alone...they tend not to make too many babies and it is those babies growing up who then learn how to drive and clog up the freeway making my commute longer and that's all I care about other than looking at this fine piece of art.
05/15/08 @ 18:30
Comment from: Allen [Visitor] · http://NetRanter.blogspot.com
If you should go skating on the thin ice of modern life...
05/15/08 @ 19:10
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
FATTIES CAUSE POLAR ICE CAP TO MELT
Two skinny people fending off some fatties who were outraged to find out that researchers determined that obese people require 1,680 daily calories to sustain normal energy and another 1,280 calories to maintain daily activities, 18 percent more than someone with a stable BMI ["Body Mass Index"] thus contributing to global warming.
Two skinny people fending off some fatties who were outraged to find out that researchers determined that obese people require 1,680 daily calories to sustain normal energy and another 1,280 calories to maintain daily activities, 18 percent more than someone with a stable BMI ["Body Mass Index"] thus contributing to global warming.
05/16/08 @ 09:15
Comment from: tony forte [Visitor]
YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO OCCUPY YOUR TIME!!!!!!!!
05/16/08 @ 09:53
Comment from: Kathy H [Visitor]
[COMMENT: I would have expected that last comment to come from Tony Fortissimo, but not Tony Forte.]
05/16/08 @ 10:15
Comment from: ajiav [Visitor]
Ah, but the person who yells at captioneers is clearly brimming with productivity.
05/16/08 @ 10:57
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