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Caption Contest: 8 May, 2008
Follow up:
Today's image was suggested by Sara, who learned of Georgia governor Sonny Perdue's important duty yesterday of performing an ultrasound on a pregnant animal at Zoo Atlanta. I guess it beats praying up a storm on behalf of our great, secular state.
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42 comments
Comment from: Allen [Visitor] · http://NetRanter.blogspot.com
Judging from what I see on the scope, this tree is alive, Jim.
05/08/08 @ 14:59
Comment from: Kathy H [Visitor]
ASSISTANT: "Hey, Boss, what's red and white and brownish-gray all over?"
GOV. PERDUE: "Oh, I know this one. Don't tell me. It's Campbell's Cream of...Something...Soup. Now, what could that be...."
GOV. PERDUE: "Oh, I know this one. Don't tell me. It's Campbell's Cream of...Something...Soup. Now, what could that be...."
05/08/08 @ 15:34
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
"Oops! It looks like a complication! Get me Harish Lakshman, AXXel Tradingweapon, and Big Sis! STAT! Oh, and Evrolet Girl!!"
05/08/08 @ 15:48
Comment from: JohnnyB [Visitor] · http://www.scsv.nevada.edu/~susanb/jblog/
"The ultrasound shows the baby is fine The DNA swabs show that it's not mine. Good news all around!"
Comment: Tim H's "trunk line" caption made me laugh - and I suspect mypalmike likes puns.
Comment: Tim H's "trunk line" caption made me laugh - and I suspect mypalmike likes puns.
05/08/08 @ 15:54
Comment from: George [Visitor]
"Hey, it worked on those camel jockeys in Abu Ghraib, didn't it? We'll have this big guy spilling his guts in minutes."
05/08/08 @ 16:03
Comment from: Sybil [Visitor]
"Which part of his testicles should I attach the wire to?"
05/08/08 @ 16:04
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.tradingweapon.com
Here's your swimsuit, Gov, the elephant's water is breaking.
05/08/08 @ 16:19
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.tradingweapon.com
Hurry up Timmy, get me a barrel for the placenta! God, I love animals...it's, well, I don't know..it's something about them...you know? Make it snappy Timmy, thar she blows!
05/08/08 @ 16:24
Comment from: Kathy H [Visitor]
"Hey, Sabu, why can't I stop thinking about that Elephants Gerald pun?"
05/08/08 @ 16:30
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
"Who the hell named this place Zoo Atlanta? I mean it sounds like Zoolander for Christ's sake!"
05/08/08 @ 16:34
Comment from: Big Sis [Visitor]
Following the recent theft at the Carter peanut farm, Dottie the elephant is interrogated while hooked to a lie detector.
05/08/08 @ 17:16
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
"O.K., then answer me this: Why do the Oakland Athletics have an elephant on their uniforms?"
05/08/08 @ 18:50
Comment from: Johnny V [Visitor]
Governor Perdue is convinced that he's making a difference... but little does he know he's taking an ultrasound of a metal pole!
05/08/08 @ 19:23
Comment from: JohnnyB [Visitor] · http://www.scsv.nevada.edu/~susanb/jblog/
1st guy: "Why do elephants have grey skin?"
2nd guy: "To keep their insides from falling out. But it helps if I wire them up."
1st guy: "How do you get down off an elephant."
q2nd guy: "Plug one into this battery; the electricity will burn the feathers off of her."
2nd guy: "To keep their insides from falling out. But it helps if I wire them up."
1st guy: "How do you get down off an elephant."
q2nd guy: "Plug one into this battery; the electricity will burn the feathers off of her."
05/08/08 @ 21:11
Comment from: apple juice is a verb [Visitor]
"I'm pullin' the brake, sonny-boy; the view tells I'm gonna like this place."
05/08/08 @ 23:54
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.ihavetogetouttahere.org
OK, Timmy...I know what is wrong with old Betsy here...she is suffering from anxiety...shoot the old girl up with
trunkquilizers.
trunkquilizers.
05/08/08 @ 23:58
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.ihavetogetouttahere.org
Timmy, I think this elephant is getting ready to charge. How do you know that Gov? He's got his Visa card out.
05/09/08 @ 00:01
Comment from: JohnnyB [Visitor] · http://www.scsv.nevada.edu/~susanb/jblog/
1st guy: "If you purchase $50 worth of Lancombe products, you get this lovely tote chest."
2nd guy: "Sorry, too lat, the previous caption contest is over."
"My old girlfriend had a small chest. My new girl here has a large trunk."
2nd guy: "Sorry, too lat, the previous caption contest is over."
"My old girlfriend had a small chest. My new girl here has a large trunk."
05/09/08 @ 07:29
Comment from: JohnnyB [Visitor] · http://www.scsv.nevada.edu/~susanb/jblog/
the 2nd guy meant to say, "too late
05/09/08 @ 07:30
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.ihavetogetouttahere.org
"Yes, but it would have been funnier had you spelled 'styrofoam' correctly."
05/09/08 @ 08:33
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
Gov. Perdue tries to determine which is older: This symbol of the Republican Party or John McCain.
05/09/08 @ 10:58
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.ihavetogetouttahere.org
On the night in question you said you were in the balcony at the movies with a giraffe in spite of the fact that it is still quite politically incorrect. Who can support that story? Where was Monica Lewinsky whilst this was taking place? Where's that Rueben sandwich?
05/09/08 @ 12:10
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.ihavetogetouttahere.org
Jose, I mean it...come closer. Hold your ear up here and you can hear the ocean.
05/09/08 @ 14:45
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.ihavetogetouttahere.org
Everytime I get up this close to an elephant I just cannot believe that I am not paying alimony anymore.
05/09/08 @ 14:47
Comment from: JP [Visitor]
The "What is this?" workshop at the Blind Philosophers' Convention
05/09/08 @ 16:04
Comment from: Ian Bowman [Visitor] · http://ifitfeelsgooddoit.com
"Pan over to the left a little bit. You're getting too much elephant and not enough minority in this shot."
05/09/08 @ 19:37
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
Waddamean dere? Da Gov is the minority. Dial 27 for English.
05/09/08 @ 20:00
Comment from: Big Sis [Visitor]
I hope mypalmike votes on this before Monday, so the elephant jokes don't start up again...
05/09/08 @ 21:34
Comment from: Big Sis [Visitor]
So, do you like melons? I hear elephants like melons.
05/09/08 @ 21:36
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
Jose, get me another box of Handi-Wipes....one box is not going to be enough.
05/10/08 @ 09:04
Comment from: Johnny V [Visitor]
"The good news is the elephant is in excellent condition... the bad news is this metal pole has expired!"
"How do you get the 'nudie' channel on this thing?"
"I'll just stretch this rope between the 7" thick metal poles... THAT should keep the elephant inside this enclosure!"
"One can never seem to find a working outlet for these Electrical Wheelchairs!!!
"How do you get the 'nudie' channel on this thing?"
"I'll just stretch this rope between the 7" thick metal poles... THAT should keep the elephant inside this enclosure!"
"One can never seem to find a working outlet for these Electrical Wheelchairs!!!
05/10/08 @ 09:22
Comment from: Big Sis [Visitor]
It's kind of embarassing... I was out at the Melon Bar one night, met a really hot elephant, one thing led to another, and here I am knocked up.
05/10/08 @ 10:11
Comment from: Allen [Visitor] · http://NetRanter.blogspot.com
After he was rescued from Gilligan's Island, The Skipper actually became a scientist.
05/10/08 @ 12:49
Comment from: George [Visitor]
"OK, we're done with the elephant in the room. Let's get over to the 500 pound gorilla."
05/11/08 @ 08:58
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
I can't explain it Jose, but if you use Morse Code you can actually get a dialogue going with an elephant.
05/11/08 @ 10:20
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
Sorry Jose, I can't get you off this website because Mike has determined that this image is so good he can make this a weekly caption contest and what Mike says, goes...believe you me.
05/11/08 @ 18:20
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
Jose, I thought for sure that if we stuck that antenna up there that I would be able to hear the jocular rhythnms of the dance of khaivolar-ufari from Uzbekistan...but alas, all I can get is the wholesale peanut prices from Plains, Georgia. Quite the disappointment, I must say.
05/12/08 @ 09:19
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
Go ahead, correct my spelling...make my day.
05/12/08 @ 09:33
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.igottagetouttaherebaby.org
Govenor, I know you got a deal on these elephants, but the Georgia State Teachers' Reirement System just does not invest in this area of the market. Now come with me, Gov, it's time for your yogurt.
05/13/08 @ 09:18
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