Mypalmike's Daily Caption Contest

"But I don't want to watch you poop...."

"If you touch me, my big brother will split you like a stack of boards!"

"You got all that off with Nair?!?"

Hi Jack, wanna go up the hill with me and my pail?

Do you want to look inside at my chest?

"Deal or No Deal?"

"Please. Tell me about this man AXXel. I hear he is very wise, but very verbose."

"Can I borrow your curling iron?"

"They call me Big Sis."

""Please. Tell me about this man AXXel. I hear he is very wise, but very verbose."
Japanese proverb: The inarticulate speak the longest.
[This photo is so easy, I just have to pass on it I think]. Well, maybe just one caption...

As a theory of quantum gravity string theory is at present our best hope to give concretely computable answers to fundamental questions such as the underlying symmetries of nature and the quantum behavior of black holes.

Two girls, one chest.

"It's a very nice box. Go ahead, touch it."

"The cherry popsicle incident?"
"Yes. You haven't forgotten it already, have you?"

"You're a fairy, too?!? Where are you wings?....Oh... THAT kind of fairy!"

"My name is Frodo... Wanna see my PRECIOUS?"

Pandora shows her box...while leaning on a basket.

Jenna shows Pauline her box.

Boxing is my favorite sport.

I have Mypalmike's head in this chest. 5 Million Yen.

Yes, John, I do have treasure in this box - long pants and shirts without ruffles!

"He said he would like me better if I had a bigger chest. Do you think he'll fancy this one?"

"Yes, but it would have been funnier had you spelled 'styrofoam' correctly."

Ah, the art of pissing people off by checking their spelling.

Scientists have discovered a photograph that men are unable to view without thinking sexual thoughts.

Of course this was pretty much true with almost any picture. Silly scientists.

I'll be right with you, but I just ate my first Big Mac and well, ah, er...listen, just give me a minute to myself...can you?

Our radio detection triangulation equipment has determined that you are harboring an illegal radio in there.

I feel awful...I told Mr. Ozawa that I would not marry him if I had to live on his wasabi farm...how was I to know that sushi would be so popular in the U.S?

"Put my hand on your knee? I don't think so."

"So you must be the notorious Puss in Boots."

I know, it's discouraging. When we arranged the "Annual Prayer Breakfast" we had 300 show up; when we had the "Annual Stay in Bed and Sleep Morning" 6540 did not show up? I don't get it Hiri, do you?

You realize, of course, that the Popemobile will be passing by any minute?

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