Mypalmike's (almost) Daily Caption Contest

THIS is what I think of your friend, Dyslexic Laborer Harish Lakshman!!!

(sorry, force of habit)

"Dyslexic Laborer Harish Lakshman... alway the icebreaker at parties!"

"These ten white planks killed my mother and my seven brothers! Take THAT!"

Gesundheit!

Steve sneezes with fury.

"I HATE this syrofoam packing crap!"

"I said NO bricks and boards bookshelves, EVER."

"OUCH!"

Worst. Jenga player. Ever.

"No. You are all wrong. I AM SUPERDELEGATE!"

BACKGROUND MUSIC: SEOUL MAN

A karate board includes a pair of pine board members equal in size to one-half of the karate board. A releasable edge connection includes similar channels firmly affixed to the joinder edge of each board. Each of the channels includes a connecting slot having a reduced neck portion. The abutting channel faces are planar with the reduced neck portions in alignment and a key extends through the adjacent neck portions with inner enlargements which firmly interlock the board members together. The channel members and the key member are formed of plastic which is slightly flexible and of a low friction coefficient. The outer edges of the abutting channel faces are rounded. The neck portions are circular with the axis in the abutting faces and the enlargements of the key are also circular to provide rolling surfaces. A conventional karate force applied to the assembled board members separates the key member moving from one of the channel slots with a snap-action essentially the same as breaking of a pine board and without damage to the board or to the key connection means thereby producing a readily reconstructible karate board. A plurality of different keys with different cross sections establish different holding forces associated with the various levels of karate. OK, OK, I KNOW I'M A LITTLE VERBOSE...I'LL JUST HIT THE DAMN THING.

ANCIENT "SAMURAI CODE" OF PRE-K DISCIPLINE INCREASINGLY AT ODDS WITH MODERN JAPANESE SOCIAL VALUES [Associated Press]: "The concept of the 'time out' simply didn't exist in feudal Japan." states Anuchi Mionara, bandaging his hands after a particularly violent karate chop, "I mean, yes, very few children recover from the blow. But teacher moral is very high, and there are relatively few behavior problems later in the school year. Plus, I mean, we were a warrior culture; which is cool. We conquered our fear, and then we conquered Asia."

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"I could never split anything until I imagined it was AXXel's head."

Dyslexic sex addict Harish Lakshman thought he would be splitting ten broads.

A bizarre and grissly scene unfolded before a crowd of Korean children today when foolhardy teacher, Sen Tral Park, attempted to pet a pile of man-eating wood. The unfortunate teacher's arm was grabbed and devoured within seconds as children screamed and sobbed (though some of the boys giggled inappropriately).

"I have got a SPRITTING HEADACHE!"