Mypalmike's (almost) Daily Caption Contest

For weeks to come, bystanders would debate who seemed more surprised - the chihuahua or the lady who gave birth to it.

The winner, with one vote, is slippy.

Runner up:
"Yo Huelo Taco Bell."
By apple juice is a verb

Metaphysical graffiti award:
In a great display of the wonder that is quantum physics, underneath the chihuahua's ass was a mole, underneath the mole's ass was a grasshopper, underneath grasshopper's ass was an aphid and underneath the aphid's ass was a quirk that seemed to be both a wave and/or a particle depending on the observer.
By I already punched myself

Image source:
http://www.neatorama.com/images/2005/impending-doom.jpg

Customer reviews (1)

By the time "The Organic Plower" finished the first row of our garden, planting season was over. Never hire this guy as your landscaper.

By JP.

Honorable mentions:
Something about this "Build Your Own Roomba" class makes me feel I've been had....
By apple juice is a verb.

While many found Snail's labor to be absurd, Snail modeled himself after the Greek hero Sisyphus and persevered for eternity mired in deep existentialist thought in the shadow of a Godless, post-Nietzsche age.
By Baconator.

Special overwrought pun award:
Lettuce disk-cover what makes th-escargot.
By Lauren.

Image source:
http://www.makezine.com/blog/snail.jpg

A 3-way tie...

I've had this computer for years, and I still can't get my mouse driver to work right.

By Allen.

Fuggedabout Barbie. You nevah hoyd a' Barbie.

By Carol.

My Other Car Is a Hamster Wheel!

By JP.

There's lots of other great entries. Allen had many clever ones. Take a look!

Image source:
http://spmedia.canada.com/gallery/00posted/0718mice475.jpg

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“What do ya say? Another round of Pink Squirrels?"

By Charly Streetgang.

An emergency meeting of the electoral college was needed to declare a winner. Nobody seemed to notice that they are standing in about a foot of water.

Too late to win:
Phil and Tom were waiting excitedly for the electrical power to be restored.
By Allen

Image source:
http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/gallery/posted/0723flood475.jpg

Even though he was in the lead, Junior could not shake the thought from the back of his mind that he was a loser on a modified lawn mower.

By Spanky, who could not shake the thought that he may have won a contest on the least visited site on the entire internet.

Image source:
http://flickr.com/photos/61165101@N00/126597182/

"Eugenics Rocks!"

By Sociopath Quip Man.

Honorable mentions go to Slippy for the "Small Wonder" reference, and to JP for his ramblings about some Austrian dentist (Google translated the album name to "Your own teeth out violently pull, while we sing at you!").

Image source:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/106/314862799_b492ee9edd.jpg?v=0

Jaws dropped when Super Girl caught a Hezbollah rocket in her bare hands, averting disaster at the Tel Aviv camp ground.

Very creative. By Charly Streetgang

Runner up:
...and that gift of a pen was always held over my head.
By Allen.

Image source:
http://ruthexpress.com/art/ellie/elliestrong2.jpg