Mypalmike's (almost) Daily Caption Contest

If you are here, you are looking at the old site. Go to the new one. If you still end up here, clear out your browser cache.

Your caption could be here!

The new site code is progressing quite well. As soon as I finish up the voting system, which is already mostly working, it will be ready to go. Initially, there won't be any fancy css, or even the ability to write captions with markup or multiple paragraphs, but I think it will be an improvement. In the meantime, my friend Jeremy sent me this photo for the contest. Enjoy.

I'm currently working on a system for automating the caption contest, making it 3-panel, and adding user voting. I am spending time on coding that project at the expense of updating the existing site. I hope to have something working in a few days that you can all play with.

Winner?
Mypalmike made up some techno-babble nonsense to convince members that he wasn't really off on another meth-binge. But, things would get back to normal when he got out of rehab.
By thogwummpy

Runner up?
i kant red yet but it sownds prete exiting to me to.
By Connor the Nephew

OK, we didn't take the executive jet this time-we all drove these stupid little cars...so give us the money allready....Jeeze. And remember...this all started with that wacko in Milpitas, California that decided NOT to buy that Excalade for $83,500.

By AXXel

Runner-up:

Bitterly frustrated by captivity in a JAPANESE zoo, Dinkie spent nearly half of every day muttering at the passing patrons, "Hey, I'm not a fucking 're-mul', asshole!!!"
By thogwummpy

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"Hey! Guys! I didn't mean to leave you piranhas of the gift list, I swear!"

By Hector

Honorable mentions:

Is it me, or is Waldo not really trying anymore?
By apple juice is a verb

ITTTTTT's be-ginning to look a lot like Glub-Glub!
By thogwummpy

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So, I guess getting that tattoo right before doing the flaming shots was kind of a waste of money.

By johnnyb

Runners up:
President George W. Bush (right) practices his eventual escape from Washington, D.C.
By Tim H

Mr. Whipple finally gets his revenge..."He squeezed the Charmin one too many times", Whipple tells authorities.
By Laura

I hate going out with Bill, he is soo wrapped up in himself!
By Elevenak

Really, really bad:
Marty tried every trick he could think of to get laid. But disguising himself as a tampon, was by far the worst.
By thogwummpy

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Happy Americans prior to their abducton.

By AXXel

Runners up:
In the Egyptian remake of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Sir Amenemhet and Lady Hatshepsut are at first awed by encountering Camel Lot until they realize, "It's only a model."
By Bill Brohaugh

The Invisible Man (center) on vacation in Egypt with his agent (right) and publicist (left)
By greggo72

Local favorite:
As the drought in Georgia continued, people were shocked to see what was on the bottom of Lake Lanier.
By thogwummpy

Dishonorable mentions:
Bob and Mary enjoy the age-old tourist ritual of rubbing the nipple of the Great Mammary of Giza.
By George

No, I said, 'don't wear white because of the monthly curse'.
By johnnyb

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