Mypalmike's Rare Caption Contest

I'm currently working on a system for automating the caption contest, making it 3-panel, and adding user voting. I am spending time on coding that project at the expense of updating the existing site. I hope to have something working in a few days that you can all play with.

Winner?
Mypalmike made up some techno-babble nonsense to convince members that he wasn't really off on another meth-binge. But, things would get back to normal when he got out of rehab.
By thogwummpy

Runner up?
i kant red yet but it sownds prete exiting to me to.
By Connor the Nephew

OK, we didn't take the executive jet this time-we all drove these stupid little cars...so give us the money allready....Jeeze. And remember...this all started with that wacko in Milpitas, California that decided NOT to buy that Excalade for $83,500.

By AXXel

Runner-up:

Bitterly frustrated by captivity in a JAPANESE zoo, Dinkie spent nearly half of every day muttering at the passing patrons, "Hey, I'm not a fucking 're-mul', asshole!!!"
By thogwummpy

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"Hey! Guys! I didn't mean to leave you piranhas of the gift list, I swear!"

By Hector

Honorable mentions:

Is it me, or is Waldo not really trying anymore?
By apple juice is a verb

ITTTTTT's be-ginning to look a lot like Glub-Glub!
By thogwummpy

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So, I guess getting that tattoo right before doing the flaming shots was kind of a waste of money.

By johnnyb

Runners up:
President George W. Bush (right) practices his eventual escape from Washington, D.C.
By Tim H

Mr. Whipple finally gets his revenge..."He squeezed the Charmin one too many times", Whipple tells authorities.
By Laura

I hate going out with Bill, he is soo wrapped up in himself!
By Elevenak

Really, really bad:
Marty tried every trick he could think of to get laid. But disguising himself as a tampon, was by far the worst.
By thogwummpy

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Happy Americans prior to their abducton.

By AXXel

Runners up:
In the Egyptian remake of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Sir Amenemhet and Lady Hatshepsut are at first awed by encountering Camel Lot until they realize, "It's only a model."
By Bill Brohaugh

The Invisible Man (center) on vacation in Egypt with his agent (right) and publicist (left)
By greggo72

Local favorite:
As the drought in Georgia continued, people were shocked to see what was on the bottom of Lake Lanier.
By thogwummpy

Dishonorable mentions:
Bob and Mary enjoy the age-old tourist ritual of rubbing the nipple of the Great Mammary of Giza.
By George

No, I said, 'don't wear white because of the monthly curse'.
By johnnyb

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No, no! I said the internet is a series of TUBES!

By JohnnyB

Runners up:
"I told you so; WebMD says no tuba until you're done with chemo."
By apple juice is a verb

"Somebody help me!...That tuba elf is back"
By Ann

John Madden partners his football videogame franchise with Guitar Hero--Ohio State Marching Band 3D
By Bill Brohaugh

Energy fixation award:
As you can see by the chart, the blowing of a tuba across seismic important land structures can identify pockets of natural gas...this idea of yours, Barack, has saved us a bundle, baby!
By AXXel

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"If you don't have a lower half, what's the point?"

By apple juice is a verb

Dishonorable mention:
Do you mind if I rub your arm while I pleasure myself?
By johnnyb

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