Mypalmike's Rare Caption Contest

Thanks for coming to my party, Bobo. Here's your goodie bag. No, my mom wouldn't let me put feces in there. She hates when we play feces-toss.

By JohnnyB

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Ikea's ill-fated Drownska collection for spring 1997.

By Jtron09

Honorable mentions:

Writing staff of "SpongeBob Squarepants" takes a break.
By Tim H

I should have never agreed to let the old lady go on Trading Spaces.
By Dirk McGirk

Also, see below for Dirk's less honorable mention.

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Oh, Jaques, every day you amuse me with the same joke about squeezing my melons. So droll! You do it one more time and I will crack your nuts and serve them to my dog. Now may I purchase some arugula?

By JohnnyB

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This is an artist's rendition of Bill and Hillary Clinton in 2009 if Bill had actually inhaled.

By MAtt

Runner up:
"The brown acid that is circulating around us is not specifically too good."
By JohnnyB

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Back to the old way. Happy captioning.

If you are here, you are looking at the old site. Go to the new one. If you still end up here, clear out your browser cache.

"No, I didn't step outside to smoke, I'm just...er...washing my hands, yeah, that's the ticket! Scrubby scrub scrub. Nothing gets you cleaner than that good ol' fresh snow."

By apple juice is a verb

The new site code is progressing quite well. As soon as I finish up the voting system, which is already mostly working, it will be ready to go. Initially, there won't be any fancy css, or even the ability to write captions with markup or multiple paragraphs, but I think it will be an improvement. In the meantime, my friend Jeremy sent me this photo for the contest. Enjoy.