Mypalmike's Rare Caption Contest

There is no winner today.

The electoral college could not bring itself to vote for any of the entries.

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Herb, dead people do NOT buy CD's

By AXXel

Runner up:
It was a dreaded sunny day, so they went where they knew they would be happy, meeting each other at the cemetery gates. Hank brought his accordion and Sally provided vocals. But somehow this meeting of the local Smiths fan club felt even more depressing than usual.

By this charming man, "Richard Hine".

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Bank of America today launched its new ad campaign promoting credit cards to students

By "Richard Hine"

Runner up:
The nerdfish is bony and tastes oily.
By JP

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BLACK T: Dude, you've got antler stuck in your teeth.

WHITE T: Where? Over here? Did I get it?

By JohnnyB

Dry humor award:
"This mooseburger tastes a little gamey."
By "Richard Hine"

Camouflage gone wrong:
While the foliage-in-the-antlers-strategy worked well in moose hunting season, it was a catastrophic mistake during the annual tree hunt.
By l5pdds

Hungry moose:
"Hey, can't a moose get some service around here?!"
By Allen

A moose bit my sister once:
"Man, did you see the rack on that moose?!" (Tim H)
"Man, did you see the moose on that rack?" (Johnny B)
MOOSE: "Man, did you see the juice on that Big Mac?" (Tim H)

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While searching for today's photo, I came across this fake id. Not exactly caption contest material, but it made me laugh.

Can anyone guess what I just bought at the outlet mall?

By l5pdds

Disclaimer: l5pdds is my dentist.
Additional disclaimer: l5pdds will soon not be my dentist, due to changes in my company health plan. :-(

Runners up:
"None of the men I hook up with are grounded."
By JohnnyB

"And if any of you guys want to make sexy time tonight, I hope you brought surge protection."
By "Richard Hine"

"... And for all you bi-curious party goers, yes, I am AC/DC."
Also by "Richard Hine"

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"Sir, I think the answer to all of your problems will be found if you'll just turn that frown upside-down."

By Kathy H

Obvious award:
"...and don't try anything funny!"
By JP

Special mypalmike community/police relations award (silver level):
"No, Charlie, I'm a British police constable, so I don't have a gun in my pocket. But boy am I glad to see you."
By anon e. mouse

Special mypalmike community/police relations award (gold level):
In this shot, Nigel tries to arrest the samurai clown. Moments later, the finely honed blade of a concealed katana sliced through the bobby's neck.
By Lauren

Pungent pun award:
"Where do all the London policeman live, you ask? I'll tell you where. But first: Letsbe Avenue."
By Richard Hine

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