Mypalmike's Rare Caption Contest

The only thing worse that being addicted to cigarettes is being hooked on EXPLODING cigarettes.

Caption by apple juice is a verb.

Image source:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/629/629/6748859.stm

"But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is a cafe, and Juliet is the smoker.
Arise, fair tumor, and kill the envious lung,
Who is already sick and pale with phlegm."

By shakespeare is a verb.

Image source:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/629/629/6748859.stm

Yes, the carpet matches the drapes.

By JP.

Image source:
http://news.yahoo.com/page/week_in_photos_rss?fid=20070607

No, no, no, I said G-FLAT!! Get it right! Sheesh, some child prodigy YOU are. I swear, someone in casting's gonna get fired for this.

By JP

Image source:
http://img.search.com/thumb/d/d8/Tv_Sesame_Street_Telly_Monster_and_a_triangle.jpg/200px-Tv_Sesame_Street_Telly_Monster_and_a_triangle.jpg

13 years studying triangle playing at Juilliard and I still can't concentrate on playing the damn thing without unconsciously holding my mouth opened. How embarrassing.

By Allen.

Image source:
http://www.coreylevitan.com/adventures/images/triangle/triangle1.jpg

(I've always wanted to have a 3-way... tie in the caption contest.)

And with that, the Geena Davis convention was over.

By apple juice is a verb

After imparting the secret handshake to Wilma, Greta took off, flying back to base, but also soaring in the satisfaction of knowing she'd recruited another one for "the team."

By JP

How this mysterious woman always manages to visit me at 10,000 feet is something I'll always wonder about.

By Allen

Image source:
http://www.ctie.monash.edu.au/hargrave/images/sharp_1_500.jpg

Hurricane evacuation route for turtles

By Navin

Image source:
http://flickr.com/photos/ozoni11/430742244/