Mypalmike's Rare Caption Contest

The chief said to line up, two feet apart.

By JohnnyB

(By unanimous vote.)

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As Sarah Palin signs books at a nearby Borders, the local park's swans are removed for their own protection.

By Richard Hine

Honorable mention and almost-winner:
OK I can get the fowl to the other side, but what do I do with the foxes and the corn?
By jtron

Meta-caption award:
Boating In Progress
By Tim H

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Mike, in yet another example of not seeing the big picture, fails to get the "para" part of paraskiing.

By Lauren

Runner up:
Gunnar Moron, from Andorra, showing that he can duplicate his famous "Shoot a Skier From a Cannon" deal as he attempts a landing at LHR after being shot out of a cannon at CDG crossing the English Channel in a record 2 minutes, 4 seconds.
By AXXel

Conciseness has its charm:
Scientists have a new theory on how we came to occupy this planet.
By Allen

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The Whispering Palms community clubhouse & pool re-enacts the Elian Gonzalez affair.

By jtron09

I'm a sucker for Elian Gonzales jokes. There really aren't enough of them.

Lots of good ones today. Here are my favorite losers:

Navy Seals feeling the budget crunch like all other arms of the U.S. military have scaled down their equipment and recruiting standards.
By AXXel

The grand opening of the Dubai World Yacht Club was a more subdued affair than originally planned.
By Richard Hine

Thanks for looking, but mypalmike's absence is only going to get worse during the Christmas holiday:

"Keep looking, men. We must find mypalmike. I'm sure he's down there, somewhere."
By Kathy H

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"You said giving you my kidney would be a great way to pick up girls."

By "Richard Hine"

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Ron Swoboda celebrates the greatest catch in Mets history while wondering... "did the TV cameras get that?"

By "Richard Hine"

Runners up:
"No more for me, mishter beer vendor guy. I gah ... I gotta drive home."
By JohnnyB

Ron Swoboda, confirming that only soccer is more boring than baseball, again asks the fans to indicate if a fly ball comes anywhere close to him whilst he is napping.
By AXXel

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OK, OK ...that's enough...now pour in the 255 gallons of yogurt and mix on high for 4 1/2 minutes until you notice a creamy consistancy. Pour into buckets and decorate with garni. Serves 15.

A Thanksgiving favorite recipe, by AXXel

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