Caption Contest: 28 April, 2010
April 28th, 2010
Yo, Tony, do you remember if the red ones taste like strawberries or cherries?
By LaurenRunner up:
Check it out, guys. We're getting another food drop.
By jim cavanaugh
Most sublime:
At least with Cirque du Soleil we had Dental.
By Michel
Dishonorable mention:
The zoologist's strategy for some tiger-on-tiger action was a bust. Dinner got washed down the river, and the after-dinner entertainment was not going over too well either.
By jtron
Caption Contest: 26 April, 2010
April 26th, 2010
"Elmo like snow!"
By Tim HNailed it in 1.
Runner up:
A wasted Elmo, after an evening of going snort for snort with Snuffleupagus.
By jim cavanaugh
Best homage to Jim Cavanaugh's winner caption:
I was going to buy the Tickle Me Elmo until I found out it had a lien on it.
By "Lauren, in homage to Jim Cavanaugh's winner caption"
Best song adaptation (presumably to the tune of Eric Clapton's famous song about cocaine, which I believe is called "Forever Man"):
On a nice sunny day
Chasing the clouds away
CocaineThe dealers are sweet
Out on Sesame Street
CocaineElmo like, Elmo like, Elmo like
Cocaine
By JohnnyB
Caption Contest: 23 April, 2010
April 23rd, 2010
Caption Contest: 21 April, 2010
April 21st, 2010
I was going to buy until I heard there was a lean on it.
By jim cavanaughCaption Contest: Late February, 2010
February 27th, 2010
Runner up:
Still atoning for the dishonor they brought to their country with a last place finish at the 1976 Winter Games, these former Olympians put on a brave face.
By jim cavanaugh
More like 50 days I think:
33 days later: "APRIL FOOLS!!"
By Tim H
New project at work
February 27th, 2010Sorry I've been delinquent in updating the site. I have this new project at work that is devouring my time. I have not completely abandoned the site. I will post at least one new contest next week. I promise. [Update: I did, I did post a new contest!]
In the meantime, here's a funky cold medina:
I just played the word "medina" in Scrabble, and googling for it eventually turned up this.
p.s. If you long for some automated 3-panel captioning, the site has been faithfully generating contests for months, and you can still play there.
Caption Contest: 11 February, 2010
February 11th, 2010
That's right, Frank. We're finished. What? You want your diamond back? No problem.
By jim cavanaughI also very much liked these ones, in order of arrival:
The sex is great, though he's not much at cuddling afterward.
By JohnnyB
"Room service? I'd like the turkey club and an iced tea please. And could you give me a side order of three live mice? Yes, that will be all."
By Richard Hine
Hello, Adam? It's Eve. I have someone you simply HAVE to meet. Okay, about an hour at the orchard. See you then!
By Lauren
Maude, listen to me...just listen..I am telling you, Maude, once you have a snake you will never, ever consider a steady boy friend. Oh, and Maude...what deodorant do you use? Hold on, there is some jackass at the door from the future. FedEx? Just what the hell is FedEx?
By AXXel
You won't believe the new app on my phone.
By scott evans
"Hello, do you have...giggle...Prince Albert in the can?"
By Kathy H
"Ladyboy Godiva's Palace of Pleasure. Uh huh, oh yeah. 5. No, not 5 inches, 5 feet. Green. Smells? Florida wetlands in the summertime. No, you heard that right. Uh, huh, silk. I made it myself on this here table I use for sewing, ironing, and spanking naughty boys like you."
By Dirk McGirk
"Yo,Dolemite, why you be sendin' me on these freaky jobs. You told me this f__king John said he had a snake in his pants and I was like, been there done that, honey. And then poof, it's a mother f__king real snake!".
By greggo72
And of course:
Tim, here's the deal...Mike's dead. You can have the site for $10. Your bid of $5.00 is just a little insulting to his memory and all. Yes, you can have the god damn snake. What the hell is it with you guys?
By AXXel
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