Mypalmike's Rare Caption Contest

Current FED governors attending economic summit in London.

By AXXel

On the face of it, it might appear to be an absurd caption. But there's clearly a deeper joke here.

Runner up:
CONFIDENTIAL MEMO - DO NOT DISTRIBUTE OUTSIDE SANTA ENTERPRISES: Cheap, international labor will be exploited for this year's deliveries. Venison steaks will be distributed in lieu of cash bonuses.
By johnnyb

Third place:
London's Muslims have at last compromised, and found a way to assimilate.
By thogwummpy

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She Said: "You told me to dress as a storm trooper."
He Said: "Star wars! Not Nazi!

By johnnyb

Funny captions today. I was fortunate to have the vote-tallying assistance of the almighty jtron today.

Runner up:
Though their romance had once been passionately torrid, they had become separated by years of time and parsecs of distance; and now arriving at their high-school reunion, Tory and Stan realized they no longer had anything to say.
By thogwummpy

Best inside joke:
MPM: I'm off to mom's house to show her my new motorcycle.
Big Sis: Here, don't forget to bring the portable defibrillator!
By Big Sis

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Florida once again has problems with the election, as both Obama and McCain are left off the ballots at the Orlando polling station.

By Big Sis.

Awesome captions today. Tough to pick a winner when there's this kind of quality.

A very close second place:
Kip pondered whether it would be a waste of time to write in his dream choice: Lobster Thermidor.
By thogwummpy

Best metaphor, with pun:
After centuries of discrimination, Shrimp has a real chance to become the first non-kosher leader of the Sea World.
By JohnnyB

Also puntastic:
"Let's go, herring! Let's win this one for the Kipper!!"
By James

"I thought you said shrimp otter win, but I'm hard of herring."
By Hector

Maybe a pun:
Yes we can.
By Allen

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Hopelessly losing her rhythm, Sheila had to bow out of the competition; for it was not the first time Ted Nugent's "Wango Tango" had gotten stuck in her head.

By thogwummpy

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Other designs not shown are:
Fetus x-ray
Bulls-eye target
"^ I'm with stupid."
"I'm coming out that way (with arrow)."
Round Table Pizza advertisement.
"Get me out of here!"
"Help, I'm being held prisoner against my will!"
and more fun for everyone.
By Allen

Runner up:
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, shortly before firing their PR team.
By JP

Honorable mentions:
Members of the Gloucester pregnancy pact hit the Sears Photo Studio for a glamour shot.
By Big Sis

Though the husbands admired their wives body-painting initiative; the guys couldn't recongnize what football teams these were supposed to be.
By thogwummpy

Sucker Moms
By johnnyb

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"Alright. Who ordered the one the chef didn't spit in?"

By Tim H

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"Funny pumpkin man caught in glass. Me get brick and get him out."

By George

Runner up:
Before crying himself to sleep, Xavier tried to visualize Daddy coming to pick him up for the weekend, dressed in a Halloween costume and bearing gifts.
By apple juice is a verb

Honorable mentions:
Under house arrest for suspected terrorism, alleged neo-IRA member Timmy O'Connor ponders his fate as Halloween nears in his suburban London flat.
By Kathy H

Michael Myers began seeing the Halloween visions early in life - though the first ones were rather tame.
By johnnyb

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