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Caption Contest: 27 January, 2010
Shut up and just keep walking. At least I snipped the tin cans off your ass.
By AXXelWinner by unanimous anonymous vote.
Runner up:
"What do you mean your own balls your never dropped?"
By Richard Hine, who had several other clever entries.
A fresh new face in mdcc captioning:
Leaked stills from the upcoming Blade Runner II
By Paul Yost
Follow up:
I found today's image among the Independent UK news photos.
28 comments
Comment from: JohnnyB [Visitor] · http://johnnyb-lateforthesky.blogspot.com/
"By the way, I'm married."
or
"By the way, I'm 'MARRIED'."
or
"By the way, I'm 'MARRIED'."
01/27/10 @ 10:21
Comment from: JohnnyB [Visitor] · http://johnnyb-lateforthesky.blogspot.com/
"You wanna get some Starbucks?"
01/27/10 @ 10:23
Comment from: Richard Hine [Visitor]
"You made my dream come true, Steve. I always wanted to get married on a garbage-strewn street and have my reception at a peep show on 42nd Street."
01/27/10 @ 17:37
Comment from: Richard Hine [Visitor]
"What do you mean your own balls your never dropped?"
01/27/10 @ 17:39
Comment from: Richard Hine [Visitor]
"This is the most romantic night of my life, Bryan. I'll never forget the way you wiped that stranger's vomit off my shoe."
01/27/10 @ 17:43
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
"Ah, New York, New York! So nice, they named it a couple of times!"
01/27/10 @ 18:15
Comment from: Dirk McGirk [Visitor]
I thought Mayor Bloomberg had cleaned up New York. This is disgusting. OOOooo I think I see a Snickers bar underneath that paper. Wanna split it?
01/28/10 @ 14:25
Comment from: Dirk McGirk [Visitor]
Listen, I'll take you some place nice when you shave off those whiskers that keep scratching my face every time you wanna kiss, Jesus Christ!
-Mr. Just Married
-Mr. Just Married
01/28/10 @ 14:27
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.obamaistoast.us
Shut up and just keep walking. At least I snipped the tin cans off your ass.
01/28/10 @ 15:36
Comment from: Richard Hine [Visitor]
"It's funny, you arrived in New York a deeply religious man. You only came to Times Square because you thought you could meet a nice girl at the Virgin Megastore. But the store had shut down months ago, and three hours later, you're married to a lap dancer."
01/28/10 @ 17:13
Comment from: Richard Hine [Visitor]
"We had a million people at our wedding. Who cares if we don't have any actual friends?"
01/28/10 @ 17:18
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.obamaistoast.us
The stock market has reduced our wedding to this. We ARE going up to the NASDAQ building up there on the left and take a healthy shit right in their lobby.
01/29/10 @ 08:08
Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]
Married for years, New Jersey couple Cathy H. and George K. continue to flout convention.
01/29/10 @ 13:40
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.obamaistoast.us
When I got married the first time, we went out and did crack.
01/30/10 @ 10:27
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.obamaistoast.us
I take it that you are not his favorite daughter.
01/30/10 @ 10:28
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.obamaistoast.us
When I got married the first time, we went out and did crack.
01/30/10 @ 10:29
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.obamaistoast.us
I know you wanted a simple and close affair with just a few family and close friends. You never told me you were homeless and your friends were junkies.
01/30/10 @ 10:30
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.obamaistoast.us
I have to say your dress looks like shit. Yeah, well that tux has seen better days too I can tell you. Yeah, well maybe we should get a divorce. Yeah, maybe we should.
01/30/10 @ 10:32
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.obamaistoast.us
Your cheap-ass father didn't even give us a Metro card.
01/30/10 @ 10:34
Comment from: Lauren [Visitor]
I'm just sayin'... *I* didn't forget where I parked the car...
01/30/10 @ 14:02
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.obamaistoast.us
Honey, I know you hate this accounting stuff all the time but the future value of a $250 limo ride tonight is $1,759.19.
01/31/10 @ 21:24
Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.obamaistoast.us
All right, all right you accountants: "Honey, I know you hate this accounting stuff all the time but the future value of a $250 limo ride tonight is $1,759.19 in 40 years at 5%." Jeesh, don't just hate accountants and auditors?
01/31/10 @ 21:26
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