Mypalmike's Fortnightly Caption Contest

I, for one, welcome my new fur-clad overlords.

In Russia, we are so poor, we can afford only one lane in swimming pool. Upside is, Russian swimmer always wins.

You are correct, California homes usually do not have basements. But we also rarely have tornadoes blow our houses away or have weather this cold or torrential downpours. But we have to deal with it, so get down there and see what you can salvage from the rec room.

"Any time you want to end the filibuster, Mr. Lieberman, just say the word."

"I undertand he was randomly surfing the web when he fell in."

Five out of six Russians agree, you have to be шально to go swimming in -10 degrees Celsius.

"That is last time I trust moose and squirrel with my clothes."

"Look at it this way: If you're strong enough to survive the icy cold bath, do you really need health insurance?"

I am here testing the newest offering from Speedo, their highly popular fur-lined swimwear. The jackasses behind me are next in line to offer their ratings.

Look at me in the eyes when you talk...not my chest you perv.