Mypalmike's Fortnightly Caption Contest

SINGING: " ...you're a rich girl, and you've gone too far ..."
SPOKEN: "We still got it, Daryl. Reunion tour! Get your wig on, Daddy!"

"Hey, you're in luck. It says here that you don't need any musical talent to play Rock Band®."

"Stop playing that damn guitar and listen up. I just got a letter explaining that the humongous emu we needed for our tour got shipped to the wrong address."

"No, these aren't lyrics. It's an eviction notice. I guess quitting our jobs to pursue our musical dreams wasn't such a good idea. Maybe we should get one last bottle of wine and rent Humpday again."

"What rhymes with dingy?"

"This song sucks, Lennie. But I'm really digging my new laser printer."

SINGING: "Hello, darkness, my old friend ..."
SPOKEN: "We still got it, Artie. Reunion tour! Get your wig on, Daddy!"

"Dunno. It's from something called the Selective Service System and it starts off with 'Greeting'."

SINGING: "She's America's sweetheart
or conservative bitch
Her show's a surprise 'cause
You never know which..."
SPOKEN: "This is crap. Why does Sarah Palin's Fox News show even need a theme song?"

It says here that if you really sing as badly as the tape you sent in that they, for sure, want you on American Idol.

SINGING: " .. You call it romance, you're full of shit! ..."
SPOKEN: "We still got it, Ian. Reunion tour! Get your wig... Oh yeah, you've always shaved your head."

"Wait, wait. True patriot love in all thy sons command. I don't get it."

No. I was wrong. Putting the captions to music does not make picking a winner any easier.

"OK, we just need rhymes for 'Lieberman,' 'public option,' 'Coakley,' 'teabaggers' and 'Kennedy's legacy.' Then if we can only get a few million hits on YouTube before the 19th, we'll be forever known as the acoustic duo who saved health care reform."

Ok, Bob....the "Rogaine Theme Song Giveaway Contest" says that we have to mention how Rogaine has changed your life for the better in twelve bars..

Each day a random image is selected from the internet/
For Mypalmike’s discontinuous caption contest./
Click on the comments-feedback section
To see current caption entries or to add your selection/
I choose a winner at midnight EST/
On days of the month divisible by three/

Winning captions are generally the most funny/
And-or thought provoking, honey/
Crass humor, while welcome, is less likely to win/
Than the clever ones whose wit is genuine/
The winner receives the adoration of the world/
And the scorn of the other equally deserving participants.

Okay, the last line is not working somehow.