Caption Contest: 4 January, 2bazillion10

"Damn those internet ads! I ordered the massive cock, not the humongous emu."

By Richard Hine

The official* Cheetos(R) brand cheese sticks runner up:
In the latest edition of Sesame Street Live, Maria's Cheetos(R) addiction almost kills her and Big Bird in a cloud of toxic artificial cheese-like dust. Big Bird saves the day and carries Maria off to rehab.

By JohnnyB

Worst:
...and for my third wish, I asked for a great big bird between my legs.

By Lauren

Follow up:

* Unofficial.

I found today's image among recently uploaded flickr photos.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/pss/ / CC BY 2.0

This entry was posted on January 4th, 2010 at 06:50:10 pm by mypalmike and is filed under Caption Contests.

10 comments

Comment from: JohnnyB [Visitor] · http://johnnyb-lateforthesky.blogspot.com/

In the latest edition of Sesame Street Live, Maria's Cheetos(R) addiction almost kills her and Big Bird in a cloud of toxic artificial cheese-like dust. Big Bird saves the day and carries Maria off to rehab.

01/04/10 @ 20:24

Comment from: Richard Hine [Visitor]

"Nothing against my parents or the cult they brought me up in, it would just be nice to get an iPod for Christmas one year."

01/05/10 @ 00:08

Comment from: Richard Hine [Visitor]

"Damn those internet ads! I ordered the massive cock, not the humongous emu."

01/05/10 @ 00:10

Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.OBAMA=NIXON.org

You can laugh all you want but this thing has to take a shit.

01/05/10 @ 07:34

Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]

"Thank God I came up with something that would distract people from my incredibly weird outfit."

01/05/10 @ 12:58

Comment from: Lauren [Visitor]

...and for my third wish, I asked for a great big bird between my legs.

01/06/10 @ 10:21

Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.OBAMA=NIXON.org

Do you want to play with my big bird between my legs? [thanks Lauren]

01/07/10 @ 08:37

Comment from: AXXel [Visitor] · http://www.OBAMA=NIXON.org

The drive in window at McDonalds is just a pain.

01/07/10 @ 08:38

Comment from: Tim H [Visitor]

The undercover police in Leeds, England are on the case of the Politi Brothers for keeping voting in progress for a much too long a period (2009-2010).

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