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Caption Contest: 4 January, 2bazillion10

January 4th, 2010

"Damn those internet ads! I ordered the massive cock, not the humongous emu."

By Richard Hine

The official* Cheetos(R) brand cheese sticks runner up:
In the latest edition of Sesame Street Live, Maria's Cheetos(R) addiction almost kills her and Big Bird in a cloud of toxic artificial cheese-like dust. Big Bird saves the day and carries Maria off to rehab.

By JohnnyB

Worst:
...and for my third wish, I asked for a great big bird between my legs.

By Lauren

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