Mypalmike's Fortnightly Caption Contest

Shut up and just keep walking. At least I snipped the tin cans off your ass.

By AXXel

Winner by unanimous anonymous vote.

Runner up:
"What do you mean your own balls your never dropped?"
By Richard Hine, who had several other clever entries.

A fresh new face in mdcc captioning:
Leaked stills from the upcoming Blade Runner II
By Paul Yost

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I, for one, welcome my new fur-clad overlords.

By jtron

Update: Upon further review, I have awarded second place:
"Any time you want to end the filibuster, Mr. Lieberman, just say the word."
By Richard Hine

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"Hey, you're in luck. It says here that you don't need any musical talent to play Rock Band®."

By Tim H

Runners up:

SINGING: " ...you're a rich girl, and you've gone too far ..."
SPOKEN: "We still got it, Daryl. Reunion tour! Get your wig on, Daddy!"
By JohnnyB

"Stop playing that damn guitar and listen up. I just got a letter explaining that the humongous emu we needed for our tour got shipped to the wrong address."
By Richard Hine

Ok, Bob....the "Rogaine Theme Song Giveaway Contest" says that we have to mention how Rogaine has changed your life for the better in twelve bars..
By gregory

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"Damn those internet ads! I ordered the massive cock, not the humongous emu."

By Richard Hine

The official* Cheetos(R) brand cheese sticks runner up:
In the latest edition of Sesame Street Live, Maria's Cheetos(R) addiction almost kills her and Big Bird in a cloud of toxic artificial cheese-like dust. Big Bird saves the day and carries Maria off to rehab.

By JohnnyB

Worst:
...and for my third wish, I asked for a great big bird between my legs.

By Lauren

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