Mypalmike's Rare Caption Contest

"You said giving you my kidney would be a great way to pick up girls."

By "Richard Hine"

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Ron Swoboda celebrates the greatest catch in Mets history while wondering... "did the TV cameras get that?"

By "Richard Hine"

Runners up:
"No more for me, mishter beer vendor guy. I gah ... I gotta drive home."
By JohnnyB

Ron Swoboda, confirming that only soccer is more boring than baseball, again asks the fans to indicate if a fly ball comes anywhere close to him whilst he is napping.
By AXXel

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OK, OK ...that's enough...now pour in the 255 gallons of yogurt and mix on high for 4 1/2 minutes until you notice a creamy consistancy. Pour into buckets and decorate with garni. Serves 15.

A Thanksgiving favorite recipe, by AXXel

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There is no winner today.

The electoral college could not bring itself to vote for any of the entries.

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Herb, dead people do NOT buy CD's

By AXXel

Runner up:
It was a dreaded sunny day, so they went where they knew they would be happy, meeting each other at the cemetery gates. Hank brought his accordion and Sally provided vocals. But somehow this meeting of the local Smiths fan club felt even more depressing than usual.

By this charming man, "Richard Hine".

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Bank of America today launched its new ad campaign promoting credit cards to students

By "Richard Hine"

Runner up:
The nerdfish is bony and tastes oily.
By JP

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BLACK T: Dude, you've got antler stuck in your teeth.

WHITE T: Where? Over here? Did I get it?

By JohnnyB

Dry humor award:
"This mooseburger tastes a little gamey."
By "Richard Hine"

Camouflage gone wrong:
While the foliage-in-the-antlers-strategy worked well in moose hunting season, it was a catastrophic mistake during the annual tree hunt.
By l5pdds

Hungry moose:
"Hey, can't a moose get some service around here?!"
By Allen

A moose bit my sister once:
"Man, did you see the rack on that moose?!" (Tim H)
"Man, did you see the moose on that rack?" (Johnny B)
MOOSE: "Man, did you see the juice on that Big Mac?" (Tim H)

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