Mypalmike's Rare Caption Contest

So, I guess getting that tattoo right before doing the flaming shots was kind of a waste of money.

By johnnyb

Runners up:
President George W. Bush (right) practices his eventual escape from Washington, D.C.
By Tim H

Mr. Whipple finally gets his revenge..."He squeezed the Charmin one too many times", Whipple tells authorities.
By Laura

I hate going out with Bill, he is soo wrapped up in himself!
By Elevenak

Really, really bad:
Marty tried every trick he could think of to get laid. But disguising himself as a tampon, was by far the worst.
By thogwummpy

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Happy Americans prior to their abducton.

By AXXel

Runners up:
In the Egyptian remake of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Sir Amenemhet and Lady Hatshepsut are at first awed by encountering Camel Lot until they realize, "It's only a model."
By Bill Brohaugh

The Invisible Man (center) on vacation in Egypt with his agent (right) and publicist (left)
By greggo72

Local favorite:
As the drought in Georgia continued, people were shocked to see what was on the bottom of Lake Lanier.
By thogwummpy

Dishonorable mentions:
Bob and Mary enjoy the age-old tourist ritual of rubbing the nipple of the Great Mammary of Giza.
By George

No, I said, 'don't wear white because of the monthly curse'.
By johnnyb

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No, no! I said the internet is a series of TUBES!

By JohnnyB

Runners up:
"I told you so; WebMD says no tuba until you're done with chemo."
By apple juice is a verb

"Somebody help me!...That tuba elf is back"
By Ann

John Madden partners his football videogame franchise with Guitar Hero--Ohio State Marching Band 3D
By Bill Brohaugh

Energy fixation award:
As you can see by the chart, the blowing of a tuba across seismic important land structures can identify pockets of natural gas...this idea of yours, Barack, has saved us a bundle, baby!
By AXXel

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"If you don't have a lower half, what's the point?"

By apple juice is a verb

Dishonorable mention:
Do you mind if I rub your arm while I pleasure myself?
By johnnyb

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Current FED governors attending economic summit in London.

By AXXel

On the face of it, it might appear to be an absurd caption. But there's clearly a deeper joke here.

Runner up:
CONFIDENTIAL MEMO - DO NOT DISTRIBUTE OUTSIDE SANTA ENTERPRISES: Cheap, international labor will be exploited for this year's deliveries. Venison steaks will be distributed in lieu of cash bonuses.
By johnnyb

Third place:
London's Muslims have at last compromised, and found a way to assimilate.
By thogwummpy

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She Said: "You told me to dress as a storm trooper."
He Said: "Star wars! Not Nazi!

By johnnyb

Funny captions today. I was fortunate to have the vote-tallying assistance of the almighty jtron today.

Runner up:
Though their romance had once been passionately torrid, they had become separated by years of time and parsecs of distance; and now arriving at their high-school reunion, Tory and Stan realized they no longer had anything to say.
By thogwummpy

Best inside joke:
MPM: I'm off to mom's house to show her my new motorcycle.
Big Sis: Here, don't forget to bring the portable defibrillator!
By Big Sis

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Florida once again has problems with the election, as both Obama and McCain are left off the ballots at the Orlando polling station.

By Big Sis.

Awesome captions today. Tough to pick a winner when there's this kind of quality.

A very close second place:
Kip pondered whether it would be a waste of time to write in his dream choice: Lobster Thermidor.
By thogwummpy

Best metaphor, with pun:
After centuries of discrimination, Shrimp has a real chance to become the first non-kosher leader of the Sea World.
By JohnnyB

Also puntastic:
"Let's go, herring! Let's win this one for the Kipper!!"
By James

"I thought you said shrimp otter win, but I'm hard of herring."
By Hector

Maybe a pun:
Yes we can.
By Allen

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