Mypalmike's Rare Caption Contest

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"This burger's effect on gravity is such that even my roof has begun to buckle under its influence."

By apple juice is a verb

Finalists and others of note:
Though John Holmes' widow remarried; she never failed to remind her new hubby Alan that he had 'less meat than she was used to.'
By thogwummpy

I'm going to keep on eating burgers...and when I am so fat I can't walk anymore, I am going to get my new "Power Chair" from the Scooter Store. Hey, and it's free!
By zarkmud

Irving always liked a good visual metaphor, in this case, the stock market before and after.
By James

Mypalmike on his vacation in Hamburg.
By George

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I was away for a brief vacation. Updates forthcoming.

Your pal,
mypalmike

Moments later, Skippy would die. Curiously, and to his own surprise...his last thought was, "what freakin' ugly drapes!!!"

By thogwummpy

Runners up and mentions honorable:

Hi, I'm John Scher, President and CEO of Video Professor, and someone turned me into a hampster.
By zarkmud

I'm Sarah Palin and someone turned me into a creature with a much better understanding of world events.
By al in la

Hamster thinking: I can't believe I've been sitting here a whole week, and the cat hasn't found me yet...
By Big Sis

Hi, I'm Stuart Little, and I want your vote for US Senate. I promise to be tough on cats, and to bring more cheese to our state!
By JP

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The Tetris Can gazed in wonder upon his new hands. Now his life was complete.

By JP

Runners up:
The Tetris Jello Salad looked cool, but was really just too crunchy to enjoy.
By Big Sis

As Japanese television contests continue to rise in danger, the latest version requires participants to hold radioactive waste as long as possible. First one removing their hand, must drink it!
By thogwummpy

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It's a truism in Alabama. It don't matter how ugly you are... you'll get chicks if you drive a Camaro.

By thogwummpy

Creepy:
"Yeaaaaah baby! I'm gonna score with a human!"
By JP

True:
Some things are just too creepy to caption.
By Big Sis

Weird:
"There ain't no bugs on me, Jill
There ain't no bugs on me
You might've got crabs from Shiitzus or labs
But there ain't no bugs on me"
(Frontline pubic lice dog collar commercial)
By johnnyb

Also:
Dances with Wolves' meets 'Dancing with the Stars'
By Johnny V

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"...do you, Bomba, take him, Kongo, to be your prime-mate?"

By Kathy H

Honorable mentions:
An awkward incident at any wedding; the moment Coco stood up to voice his objection, the shit began to fly.
By thogwummpy

Do you, Jimmy Kimmel, take Sarah Silverman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
By JP

Political caption of the week:
Bristol and Levi tie the knot "for the good of the Party."
By George

Old skool shout out award:
MEP denizens Elvis the Pelvis and mypalmike exchanged vows in true Caption Monkey style.
By Lauren

Rumors of my death are, I assure you, only slightly exaggerated.

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