Mypalmike's Rare Caption Contest

I am SO glad I Tivo-ed this!!! Come on Michelle, let's rewind it and watch it again - in slow motion this time!!

By Big Sis

Runner up:
"Nice to finally see somebody white wearing the prison jumpsuit."
By George

Bonus points for paying attention:
HILLARY: "It's so cold in the D! How d'f*&k do we s'posed to keep peace?"
By JP

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Sometimes, I can't help but watch bad music videos, repeatedly, on youtube.

If it doesn't seem that bad, fast-forward to around 2:15.

Update: I have posted a video response:

Got any favorite bad music videos?

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And according to this gauge right here, we're screwed.

By Allen.

Honorable mentions:
"Sure it's elaborate, and I spent a lot more than anticipated...but I've tried it and it's the best gosh darn vibrator money can buy!"
By thogwummpy

"And if you add electricity to the waterboarding, they really spill their guts."
By Hector

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OK, the electoral college voted for the obvious caption. But it is funny.

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In a moment of regret, Sasha began to realize how rough cats' tongues really are.

By thogwummpy

Runner up:
"Goddamn zebra, gets me knocked up and then runs off with that no-good hyena and leaves me alone with the triplets."
By JP

Some sort of reference to something award:
There are also many fine, lesser-known myths about the punishments meted out to ancient Greek dogs.
By apple juice is a verb

And the usual:
"Hurry up, guys, I have to post the caption winners."
By johnnyb

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Can NOT!

By Allen

Somewhat honorable mention:
"AaaaGHH! My nutsack is all bunched up in these tights!"
By JP

Made ajiav laugh award:
"Whaddya mean...SAFE?!!"
By Johnny V

Special daily 'complaint about the site' meta caption:
"The voting will be done when it is done! Get off my back!"
By johnnyb

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"When I asked if you could 'pass' a volleyball, it was a question to see if you understood the rules of the game, Zycolski!"

Today's particularly amusing caption is by Johnny V

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