Mypalmike's Rare Caption Contest

Tom Cruise learns that Ron Hubbard, dianetics and the over all theme of Scientology isn’t too popular in a Detroit biker bar.

By dead rabbit.

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Avid supporters of Ralph Nader cast votes for their favorite candidate.

By Tim H

Today's contest was very tough to call. Lots of good entries.

Special "meta" caption award:
The moment we've all been waiting for... a live action shot of the voting process for Mypalmike's Daily Caption Contest.
By Big Sis

Special johnny boughton writes something that almost makes sense award:
Changes to the Kabul McDonald's Dollar Menu Allow Afghani Women to Submit a request for "Hold the Pickles".
By johnny boughton

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If you can read this bumper sticker, you're too close

By Big Sis. I think this may actually be my big sis, so I am obliged to let her win. ;) Actually, I thought it was really funny.

Runner up:
Two ducks celebrate after playing in Puddles all day. Puddles, however, will recover after a good nights sleep.
By Roro. Oddly enough, my big sis (mentioned above) has a cat named "puddles", which makes this caption rather disturbing.

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GOOGLE STREAMLINES CORPORATE OPERATIONS

Today's non sequitur caption by johnny boughton.

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"Hell. Diamonds are my best friend!"

By Tim H.

Runner up:
has the judging changed? so middlebrow now...
By johnny boughton

I'm not sure the judging has changed. The entries seem to go through various cycles of brilliance, brow location, clarity, cut, and caret. That's probably a reflection of the cycle of quality/crap images I choose for the contest. Feel free to nominate any entry any time though.

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Though outwardly normal looking, Sadie had a hidden secret: Her tearducts were everywhere! Imagine the embarrassment when her legs cried at the homecoming dance.

By Johnny V

Runner up:
CIA tests water beading as alternative interrogation technique.
By JohnnyB

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"I don't know much about malpractice suits, but after looking at those stitches, I think you have a pretty good case."

By Kathy H.

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